Yeah, I met Dr. Martin Luther King in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee.

I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, just walkin’ along, feelin’ good. I walk around a corner. A man walk up, hit me in my chest, right? I fall on the ground, right? And I look up, and it’s Dr. Martin Luther King! I said, ‘Dr. King!’ He said, ‘Whoops, I thought you was somebody else.

Ok. So I finished my movie, My Violent Heart. It ended up turning out a little cooler than I had expected, especially the part where the girl in a polaroid says "we will be there"... it was kind of spooky when I first saw it which is exactly what I had hoped. Anyways, what more can I write about it. Watch it. Now. Bye.

My Violent Heart. from Gnomechewer on Vimeo.

Try holy water, death breath!

So, I finished my movie. And while it's rendering I'll just post some stuffs here. As some of you may or may not know, I had a pally named Coreyhaim, and a friend who named his rogue Coreyfeldman. When we transferred off of our server to Burning Legion I had to rename him because, FOR SOME REASON, I had a high level character on that server already named Coreyhaim. So, I thought "Whatever". And I renamed him "Cohagen" (I was watching Total Recall at the time). So, now my friend and I can't live out the ultimate dream of having an arena team named "The Coreys"! Oh well... my point being... here's some photos of me (Cohagen) and Coreyfeldman (the belf rogue, not the actor) from Comic Con and Awesome Con--

Cohagen, Coreyfeldman, Coreyfeldman's main squeeze and...
TIM AND ERIC from TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB!

Freakin' girl mobs stealing Pikachu from meh.

Sexually threatening vampires trying to gank u?!1
FROOOOOOOOOOG BROTHERS!!!!
(yes, they were handing out Lost Boys bandanas at Comic Con)

Werewufs too? np.

Put...the candle...back!

Ok, so I'm in the process of working on two movies right now. One is for some guy, and I'm stuck on where to go on the ending for that one... but the other is a personal one. It's called "Violent Heart". It uses a mashup between NIN and Faust, and it's kind of like a Gnomechewer lore version of when the Draenei split off from the rest of the Eredar. This video is like the Eredar singing the song towards the Draenei, somewhat explaining their actions past, present, and future. The lyrics are from NIN's "Violent Heart" and are so totally written for this event.

And of course, all major events in Gnomechewer lore are done through dance and/or song.

Here's some preview shots of what's going on. Hopefully I'll have it done within a day or so:

IT.......COULD......WORK!!!!

So I decided to start a blog. Not because I believe in keeping people informed, rather it was JEALOUSY! All the machinima makers have one, WHY NOT ME?! It's like a business card in the corporate world... it legitimizes me. So, I'm thinking I can post work-in-progress teasers like Soosdon... or tidbits about moving into a new apartment like Olibith...

Anyways, just expect to see Gnomechewer stuffs from time to time... if anyone will be reading this. Hello, God? It's me, Gnomechewer.